Alfred P. Cock is a character who is hiding in his van due to Maggie Birds attacking his Mr. Drippy Van during the events of Banjo-Kazooie: Grunty's Revenge. If Banjo and Kazooie get rid of the Maggie Birds, he will award them with an ice cream cone that they can give to one of the Squits on the boat to make him return to their mother, Mrs. Squitter. Returning both of the Squits will earn the duo a Jiggy.

He also makes a cameo appearance in the awards ceremony in Banjo-Pilot.



  • His name is a pun on his species, a peacock.
  • It's also more than likely a pun on filmmaker Alfred Hitchcock, and a reference to his movie The Birds.
  • His Mr. Drippy van is a parody of the ice cream business Mr. Whippy.